After an overnight flight from Singapore to PNG, we arrive in Port Moresby. Later, we hear from a well-traveled Aussie that Port Moresby is considered the second most dangerous city in the world, after Baghdad. Perhaps an exaggeration, but from everything we gleaned on our trip, it's definitely not place to wander around in. Especially not if you are a single white woman. From America. Without an armored car and bodyguards.
Ahh... but more on that later. We arrive in Port Moresby on time, but we have to run the gauntlet, as our connecting flight to Tari, in the Southern Highlands of PNG, leaves in a scant 1 hour from the time our Singapore flight lands. Our tour agents, Trans Niugini Tours, have pre-arranged for an rep to meet us, and help us dash to our connection as quickly as possible. So we meet Steven, a capable fellow who kindly helps us run like hell with our bags to the Tari flight, which we make with about 3 minutes to spare before take off. The flight's captain knew we were on our way, and waited for us. We plunk down in our seats and buckle up for take-off. So far, so good.
Rachel and I are seated in different rows. She gets the chattier guy. Both of our seatmates work for Doctors Without Borders (Médecins Sans Frontières ), a humanitarian medical organization. But my seatmate, a reporter, is a bit withdrawn, so I actually learn more from Rachel later on. She says that her seatmate, a physician, tells her some pretty harrowing stories. It was at this point that Rachel decided to make a running list of all the PNG horror stories we heard. It does, in the end, make quite a thick volume. The doctor tells her about his work. He says that he's been working with domestic violence cases in the city of Lae, PNG's second largest city. Population density is highly correlative to strife here, so Port Moresby is the worst, followed by Lae. (Although there's plenty of violence in the hinterlands, no worry about that.) He says that he treated a woman in Lae who had been hacked to bits by her husband. Part of her brain was leaking out of her skull, and some intestines were coming out of her abdomen. Miraculously, she was still alive. Note to self: avoid Lae. He also points out that he had a male worker who seemed wonderful; helpful and kind, always on time to work, a dedicated employee. But he too, beat his wife to a pulp. The moral of the story is: we are in a very weird place, and violence is the norm here.
Rachel and I are seated in different rows. She gets the chattier guy. Both of our seatmates work for Doctors Without Borders (Médecins Sans Frontières ), a humanitarian medical organization. But my seatmate, a reporter, is a bit withdrawn, so I actually learn more from Rachel later on. She says that her seatmate, a physician, tells her some pretty harrowing stories. It was at this point that Rachel decided to make a running list of all the PNG horror stories we heard. It does, in the end, make quite a thick volume. The doctor tells her about his work. He says that he's been working with domestic violence cases in the city of Lae, PNG's second largest city. Population density is highly correlative to strife here, so Port Moresby is the worst, followed by Lae. (Although there's plenty of violence in the hinterlands, no worry about that.) He says that he treated a woman in Lae who had been hacked to bits by her husband. Part of her brain was leaking out of her skull, and some intestines were coming out of her abdomen. Miraculously, she was still alive. Note to self: avoid Lae. He also points out that he had a male worker who seemed wonderful; helpful and kind, always on time to work, a dedicated employee. But he too, beat his wife to a pulp. The moral of the story is: we are in a very weird place, and violence is the norm here.
The flight is about 1 1/2 hours, and then we touch down at the Tari airstrip. Immediately, we realize we are in a completely different world. Out the dingy jet windows, we can see that the airstrip (not really an airport, just a strip, surrounded by chain link and barbed wire) is completely surrounded by Papua New Guineans.
| Villagers come out to see the big plane land in at Tari airstrip |
We don't notice many other white people at first. Then, a couple who was on the plane with us approaches the Trans Niugini staff at the airstrip, and we learn they are also going to Ambua lodge. They are a couple of New Zealanders: photographer, Chris McLennan, and his traveling companion, Virginia Woolf. (Really.) Virginia won a photo contest in NZ, and the prize was getting to travel with Chris on his next trip and help him out with his photo shoots as an assistant. All four of us are bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and ready to capture some images. So it turns out it's just the four of us boarding the bus to Ambua Lodge. We board the waiting Trans Niugini Tour (TNT) bus. We ask if it's ok to take photos of the crowd and the surroundings. The staff says, "yes, yes, of course. Take as many photos as you wish." So all four us pull out our DSLRs and begin to snap away. Within a few minutes the crowd becomes angry, and someone hurls a rock violently at the bus, which makes a lound "thonk!" on the metal siding of the vehicle. We all haul our cameras back in side. Suddenly, an argument erupts between the crowd and the driver:
Driver: (in English) "Hey! This is a public place! You get away from here or I'll come and kill you and your whole f@@@ing family!"
Man in Crowd: (shouts something we cannot understand, in Pidgin?)
Driver: "Yes, that's right! I'll kill you, you bastards!"
Rachel and I exchange nervous glances. We are definitely not in Kansas anymore.
| Obama's image and slogan on our tour bus vehicle are at once comforting and bizarre. There are no seat belts in the bus. |
| Caterpillar grader, smoothing out the mining road. Vehicles courtesy of Exxon Mobil. |
As we drive, our guide tells us that we ought to know the most important thing to keep in mind when in Papua New Guinea.
"We here value three things above all else: land, pigs and women. In that order." Nice.
At around 2pm, we arrive at Ambua Lodge, and are shown to our room, a lovely round-walled, thatch-roofed cottage, with a delightful view across the Lodge grounds and down the valley to the south and the west. We are introduced to our guide, Benson. He doesn't seem very happy, but we figure he might take some warming up to. He says we have time to have lunch, then go to a couple of waterfalls nearby.
"We here value three things above all else: land, pigs and women. In that order." Nice.
At around 2pm, we arrive at Ambua Lodge, and are shown to our room, a lovely round-walled, thatch-roofed cottage, with a delightful view across the Lodge grounds and down the valley to the south and the west. We are introduced to our guide, Benson. He doesn't seem very happy, but we figure he might take some warming up to. He says we have time to have lunch, then go to a couple of waterfalls nearby.
| Our guide, Benson, and Rachel |
We thought that we were going birding this afternoon, but Benson keeps waffling about what our agenda will be. "Yes, we'll go look at the birds.... no, they're all sleeping." "Ok, let's go to the waterfalls ... no, it's starting to rain, so we can't." Incredibly frustrating. In the end, we insist on doing something, so grudgingly in an increasingly sullen mood, he says we can go to the waterfall. We head off to the south with Benson, on our way to explore the waterfalls. Rachel and I pepper him with questions, which does nothing to improve his sour mood. Each time he answers questions, he stops walking and turns to face us. So it takes a really long time to get to the waterfall. We aren't sure: maybe it's a cultural thing here, and we are blowing it? Maybe it's required to look people in the eye when you are talking to them? We try several times, but each time we ask a question, Benson stops dead, and talks to us. At one point, Benson rushes on ahead, probably hoping we might fall off the trail and disappear down a ravine. We lag behind, following him with our bags of equipment. Did I mention that he doesn't seem to happy about us?
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| Kris, on the suspension bridge |
We trudge back to the Lodge (the waterfall and suspension bridge are actually on the Lodge grounds). Rachel stays in our room to take a shower, and I head up to the bar, eagerly anticipating a pleasant glass of wine. The Lodge dining room and bar are hopping, filled with whites. But it doesn't take long to figure out that besides Rachel, me and the two New Zealander photographers, we are the only tourists. In fact, the New Zealanders are here on a photo assignment, so they are not exactly tourists. They have pre-arranged for an assortment of paid photo shoots, and will not be joining us for any of our excursions. Who are the other guys in the place? A few chats at the bar reveals that the place is filled to capacity by workers from Exxon Mobil, who are developing a new airstrip nearby. There are meager lodgings at the airstrip so they are all staying here: supervisors, civil engineers, environmental assessment personnel, managers, surveyors, and a helicopter pilot who ferries them back and forth between the work site and the lodge. Apparently, it's a 3-hour drive from the work site, or a 15-minute heli ride, so the heli pilot is busy transporting staff and equipment back and forth all day long. There is a lone woman, a blonde Aussie, in the lot. Otherwise, all lads. Rachel, attractive, single and 26, feels that we have descended into a shark tank with some very hungry fish.
At the time, we don't question why on earth a luxury lodge would be filled with construction-site workers. We just figure, ok, they do things differently here.
Wine is white, good and chilled. I'm happy. At the bar, I chat with some of the Exxon workers. I like Caleb, a New Zealander man, tall and good-looking with strawberry-blonde hair, looks a bit like Spencer Wells. I find out later he's a PhD in Anthropology, who we jokingly remark "has sold out to the dark side" and is helping Exxon figure out how to handle the locals. (Not an easy job, by the looks of things.) He's very funny, and always has a good one-liner, a lot like Peter, actually. Then there's Nevil, a rather annoying manager from England, who seems to irritate everyone in the whole unit. He's a birder, and anyone who loves birds and animals must be ok, right? Hmmmm. We'll see.
Just before dinner, I see a guy in the main hall of the lodge all dressed up in full Huli (local tribe, very fierce, warlike folks) regalia. He looks great, and I ask if I can take photos. So I take some shots. But there's something about the guy that doesn't seem right. He looks kind of high, and his behavior is just slightly odd. He has a disconcerting, faraway expression on his face. I don't think about it too much. But it's one of those things that you ponder later, after your brain has had time to process things. Much later, after we'd returned home, Rachel tells me he sidled up to her, and asked her if she wanted to "walk down to the waterfall" with him. She was creeped out.
Just before dinner, I see a guy in the main hall of the lodge all dressed up in full Huli (local tribe, very fierce, warlike folks) regalia. He looks great, and I ask if I can take photos. So I take some shots. But there's something about the guy that doesn't seem right. He looks kind of high, and his behavior is just slightly odd. He has a disconcerting, faraway expression on his face. I don't think about it too much. But it's one of those things that you ponder later, after your brain has had time to process things. Much later, after we'd returned home, Rachel tells me he sidled up to her, and asked her if she wanted to "walk down to the waterfall" with him. She was creeped out.
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| Creepy Huli guy who asked Rachel to go to the waterfall with him. |



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